Purple People Eater

The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958.  It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band.  And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair.  I'm kidding.  Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →

Needy Heart

My neighbors have developed a new habit which is hanging pictures after midnight.  FUN!  What will they come up with next?  Time will tell.  I recently learned Beyoncé gets 5 million dollars a pregnancy.  It was a part of her prenup so she gets compensated for what she would have made in that time had... Continue Reading →

Daydreams

I was visiting home a few years ago and if you're in the entertainment industry, you know how it can get.  "What can I see you in?"  "Have you tried ___insert any obvious idea here__?"  "You should get a hold of my neighbor's son's ex-girlfriend's cousin - he's an actor out there" "You know Lisa... Continue Reading →

Earn Her

Winter is finally here.  I've been wearing 'winter is coming' socks since Christmas.  If you don't watch Game of Thrones, a lot of what I'm about to say probably won't make sense and I don't feel bad about it because you've literally had almost two years to catch up.  I love how people were trying... Continue Reading →

hold me

I have a confession to make.  I'm a failure of a female.  I guess I kinda missed out on that shoe affinity I'm apparently supposed to have.  I'm more of a have 4 pairs you run into the ground and less of a Sex in the City closet kind of gal.  My last pair of... Continue Reading →

The Most Alive

I am alive.  Galentine's, once we got there, was a smash.  Between cancelled flights, changing airports, delays and whatever else, we ended up getting to Vegas almost 6 hours after intended.  All with smiles on our faces.  Nothing like the first day of vacation.  The trip home, however, was not as smiley.  More delays and... Continue Reading →

Blood Wolf

Happy Thursday everyone!  Here's a fun tip for you - don't go hiking with whitestrips in.  Bad combo - unless you enjoy being miserable, which I'm learning as I get older, some people are super into.  These people cannot be saved - not even by a truck bed full of puppies.  On a brighter note,... Continue Reading →

Suitcases, Men & Umbrellas

In less than 24 hours, I will be in Costa Rica and I still don't have a suitcase.  That just caused so much anxiety for some of you.  I seem to have that effect on people.  I would also like to inform you that I just had to google whether to use affect or effect... Continue Reading →

Ghostbusting

It's October.  That spooky time of year.  And what's more scary than ghosts and dating?  Honestly, you could give me the option of a haunted house and a dating app and I'd probably go for the house.  And I HATE haunted houses.  I get irrationally scared and the entire time I'm wishing I was at... Continue Reading →

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