My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
I would have been Sporty Spice. That is said with the assumption that Drunk Spice wasn't an option. I love sports. I do. I was raised on it. It's one of the main ingredients to what binds my family together. And now it's that time of year when I wear orange and black once a... Continue Reading →
I started my most recent trip around the sun by losing an entire chunk of eyelashes. I had no idea how important eyelashes were until half of mine were missing. It's not a good look. Maybe now I'll finally learn to wash my face before I go to bed. (Probably not.) Fun fact: they grow... Continue Reading →
Well, it happened. I'm 36. The floating beer pong was a giant success as was the crate of coconuts that were delivered to my door. Dare I say, the world could use more coconuts. Truly. Even the moon, full in all its glory, showed up for me. (Selenophile (n.) A person who loves the moon) ... Continue Reading →
If you weren't at my house last night, be very sad you missed the undiscovered talent showcase my neighbors hosted in their apartment with a FULL band. Drum set and all. I can't wait to see what they come up with next. I would also like to point out that not all of my neighbors... Continue Reading →
It has been A WEEK. I'm writing this on day 3 of a fever so I'm hopped up on narcotics and pretty much delirious so proceed with caution. I was thinking about Game of Thrones as the series comes to an end and a lot of this could have been avoided if any of them... Continue Reading →
I have a confession to make. I'm a failure of a female. I guess I kinda missed out on that shoe affinity I'm apparently supposed to have. I'm more of a have 4 pairs you run into the ground and less of a Sex in the City closet kind of gal. My last pair of... Continue Reading →
I think about the people I've met and the places I've seen and it really is remarkable where life can take you. Lord knows I love to travel. Some people get drunk and make late night booty calls, I get drunk and book flights. It's a very expensive habit. I currently have 5 pending trips... Continue Reading →
Happy Thursday everyone! Here's a fun tip for you - don't go hiking with whitestrips in. Bad combo - unless you enjoy being miserable, which I'm learning as I get older, some people are super into. These people cannot be saved - not even by a truck bed full of puppies. On a brighter note,... Continue Reading →
Well 2019, I'm not quite sure I like you. We've gotten off to a tumultuous start. While I wish I could say it's because of the lack of NYE smooches, it's much less trivial than that. I landed back in Los Angeles to find out that my best friend's mom passed away suddenly in the... Continue Reading →
Hello my little friends. I feel like I say this every week and I'm becoming that old lady who says the same thing over and over again without noticing but I mean it when I say this week has been crazy. From fires and engagements to scripts and Christmas specials on Netflix, Costa Rica planning... Continue Reading →
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