My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
I don't know what day it is. I for sure don't know what time it is. I haven't been outside of my apartment in days. I don't know who's touched what or why anything or if I'll ever have sex again. The love of my life is somewhere out there and now I might never... Continue Reading →
Well it's happened. I am living my nightmare, starring in my own horror film. Something I never thought possible. (sigh) I didn't have a single sip of alcohol on St. Patrick's Day. I'm a failure to myself, my family and all of Ireland. I feel shame. I don't even know who I am anymore. This... Continue Reading →
Well, some of us ran the L.A. marathon and some of us drank ten pounds of champagne and woke up in a 2 year old's room. Wedding showers, am I right? Get a group of girls together before the sun sets and you better clear the streets. Talk about rebels without a cause. Cause here's... Continue Reading →
Ever feel like you're walking through life blindfolded in the dark searching for a pinata without a bat? Asking for a friend. The universe has always had my back but I feel like she's testing my limits these days. Keeping my eyes peeled for that silver lining like a hawk. I know I'm not alone. ... Continue Reading →
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I took the day off this year as you might have noticed. I spent the day with a beautiful group of friends that started with a polite spritz and ended in broadway show tunes. My favorite kind of day. I was extremely thankful for the gift of... Continue Reading →
Question of the week: What is sleep? Tell me all about it so I can live vicariously through you. My brain is an energizer bunny. I'll lie there for hours, trying to will myself to sleep, and she just won't quit. Right when I think I'm finally dozing off, I begin wondering things like -... Continue Reading →
Yesterday was the 18th anniversary of 9/11. 18 years ago, I sat through my 8am class at Indiana University unaware of the horror happening in our country. Those were the days when I channeled my undiagnosed A.D.D. through doodling, writing lyrics and literal daydreaming which, often times, morphed into sleeping through class. Whoops. I will... Continue Reading →
I discovered this week that my trust issues reach as far as the sea. Literally. If you've never seen a woman pee in utter fear, go boating in the ocean with me. I honestly had no idea how afraid of the ocean I was until that moment. I was certain a shark was going to... Continue Reading →
A puppy took a nosedive into my eye socket. This was two days ago and my eye has yet to recover. I look like a carebear pirate. Life is fun. Sometimes it's not. I've been doing a lot of research this week due to the shootings. Did you know that the term 'going postal' refers... Continue Reading →
The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958. It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band. And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair. I'm kidding. Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 