The Curve

I have officially fallen into the dark hole that is Project Runway.  I have never been one particularly inclined towards fashion.  My go-to shoe is a flip flop and I wear black jeans 360 days of the year.  The other 5, you're lucky if I put pants on at all.  I'm not known for being... Continue Reading →

Purple People Eater

The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958.  It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band.  And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair.  I'm kidding.  Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →

Needy Heart

My neighbors have developed a new habit which is hanging pictures after midnight.  FUN!  What will they come up with next?  Time will tell.  I recently learned Beyoncé gets 5 million dollars a pregnancy.  It was a part of her prenup so she gets compensated for what she would have made in that time had... Continue Reading →

It’s All Coming Back to Me

Well, it happened.  I'm 36.  The floating beer pong was a giant success as was the crate of coconuts that were delivered to my door.  Dare I say, the world could use more coconuts.  Truly.  Even the moon, full in all its glory, showed up for me.  (Selenophile (n.) A person who loves the moon) ... Continue Reading →

My Big Fat Greek Life

I apologize.  I've been unfaithful.  I fully submerged myself in the 4th of July and my family reunion, making the executive decision that those things were way more important than my three cents on living alone and dating.  I have it on pretty good authority no one lost any sleep over it, so I pray... Continue Reading →

chill out

Back on the Whole30 (minus the drinking for obvious genetic reasons) which is fun if you like the feeling of never being satisfied.  But the real highlight of my week was when I couldn't remember if I'd taken my biotin pill or not and then asked myself if I should purchase a pill box.  Good... Continue Reading →

Beauty, Grace, United States

If you weren't at my house last night, be very sad you missed the undiscovered talent showcase my neighbors hosted in their apartment with a FULL band.  Drum set and all.  I can't wait to see what they come up with next.  I would also like to point out that not all of my neighbors... Continue Reading →

GLORIA!

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE AND I AM GOING TO SHOUT ABOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS AND I DON'T CARE IF NOBODY IS LISTENING!!!  THE BLUES WIN THE CUP, THE BLUES WIN THE CUP!!!  AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Hockey is a big deal in my family.  My parents' first date was at a... Continue Reading →

Vroom Vroom

Always opt to experience new things.  Adventure has a very special place in my heart.  Outside of the sea and dining in the dark, I support it.  And space...I have no interest in space.  All yours NASA.  No thank you.  Before this weekend, outside of Talladega Nights, I knew absolutely nothing about car racing.  Nothing. ... Continue Reading →

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