The Culling

What a week it has been, especially in the United States of WTF is going on America. My.God. Stand back Schitt's Creek, because this was BY FAR the best comedy of the year. For those of you who watched the (dramatic pause with a big long sigh)..."debate"...I really hope you were drinking. For those of... Continue Reading →

Survivors

I was secretly hoping I would never have to write this.  I've kept my story to myself.  I've read all the stories, I've witnessed the speeches, I've seen all the posts and spent countless hours scrolling through the comments like a fly on the wall.   I have stood in silence and relived my experience vicariously... Continue Reading →

Rise Up

I don't know about you, but I need a reason to smile.  With everything going on in the world around me, I'm not sure whether to put together a survival kit and start a revolution or to follow my heart to Australia and make it official.  What on earth is happening?  Where am I?  It's... Continue Reading →

Love on the Line

Online dating...(an abnormally long awkward pause filled with occasional eye rolling and the sound of wine being poured).  Where do I even begin?  Before anyone gets all - I met my boyfriend/husband/ex-wife/baby mama/4th love of my life online, hear me out.  I get it, there are success stories and there's always a chance.  There's also... Continue Reading →

Superstar

We see them on red carpets, on the big screens, and through the television in our own homes.  We buy magazines because their face is on it, books because they wrote them, and products because they endorsed them.  They made it.  They can officially claim the term celebrity.  And while I feel a bit of... Continue Reading →

Wtf

I hate to be the reality grinch, but sometimes life just isn't going to make sense.  I'm sure you've figured that out by now, but in case you're still living in a glass menagerie, I want to be sure that you're fully aware that life does not come with instructions and sometimes it's an Ikea... Continue Reading →

Dresscode 10/31

I spent a handful of consecutive Halloweens being some sort of beat up athlete.  Every.single.year.  Black eye, bloody nose, the works.  Being sexy was the very last thing on my mind, mostly because my idea of sexy was somewhere between Princess Toadstool and Mia Hamm.  Which brings me to this week's rant on (mostly women's)... Continue Reading →

In good times…and in bad

If you're over the age of 20 and have any sort of a social life, the odds are you've spent a giant chunk of your money and time on your friends getting married.  Since you've been to a wedding, you've likely heard the term 'in good times and in bad'.  It is a vow couples... Continue Reading →

The Guilty Jury

I love people watching.  Not in a creepy, single-white-female, I want your life, kind of way but for sheer entertainment purposes.  I love watching couples bicker at grocery stores...anywhere really.  I love watching people who think they are gonna miss their flight and I love watching people come home to loved ones who are waiting... Continue Reading →

girl problems

Being a woman is bullshit. I hate to break the news , but we aren't gonna run the world. Not at this rate. It's quite enough that somewhere along the way it was decided that we need to decorate our faces and nails but let's not forget we basically bleed to death twelve times a... Continue Reading →

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