I don't know why I'm surprised every year I have to post on Thanksgiving. And yet, here I am, mystified beyond belief. While I have a very twisty relationship with the historical origins of this day, I can step back enough to appreciate the sentiment of being thankful. Personally, I have had some of my... Continue Reading →
Sweet Sorrows
While all of you are prancing around pumpkin patches and indulging in apple cider being basic WITHOUT ME (rude), I'm dealing with some real shit over here. My beloved Lean Pockets have been discontinued and now life has no meaning. And for those of you thinking, 'you shouldn't be eating that crap anyway' - YOU... Continue Reading →
Awfully Amazing
Saw a man walking down the street in a mask he had crafted with a Crown Royal bag so I really think America is finally getting it together. Then three seconds later a bee kamikazee-ed his way into my breakfast while a bird took a shit that landed inches away from my elbow. 10 minutes... Continue Reading →
SHIFTing
2020 has to be, at the very least, sponsored by people who'll put a box of Cheez-Its back in the pantry with a single cracker left inside and co-written by George R.R. Martin. And if the ending is anything like the GOT series finale, lord help us all. This past week, I was full on... Continue Reading →
Execution of Excellence
I'm baAAAaaaAAAAck! As three of you might have noticed, I went off the grid in a major way. I needed a recess, a pause from the monotony, an escape from the claustrophobia that is quarantine. We all know I'm a girl who survives off adventure and it got way too groundhog day around here, so... Continue Reading →
My Mayhem
Well, some of us ran the L.A. marathon and some of us drank ten pounds of champagne and woke up in a 2 year old's room. Wedding showers, am I right? Get a group of girls together before the sun sets and you better clear the streets. Talk about rebels without a cause. Cause here's... Continue Reading →
black hoodie magic
My sister asked me what I wanted for Christmas and the only thing I could come up with was a black hoodie. Love me a black hoodie. I wear mine at least 6 days a week. It's the one consistent thing I do. Grown-up Christmas lists are hard. It really is true - you get... Continue Reading →
Vroom Vroom
Always opt to experience new things. Adventure has a very special place in my heart. Outside of the sea and dining in the dark, I support it. And space...I have no interest in space. All yours NASA. No thank you. Before this weekend, outside of Talladega Nights, I knew absolutely nothing about car racing. Nothing. ... Continue Reading →
Pura Vida!
Well, I am back. Regretfully and grudgingly. I cried the entire way to the airport. And then I watched Crazy Rich Asians on the plane and cried some more. Coming back to reality has been very strange. I am cold all the time. I don't know what time or what day it is. I actually... Continue Reading →
Suitcases, Men & Umbrellas
In less than 24 hours, I will be in Costa Rica and I still don't have a suitcase. That just caused so much anxiety for some of you. I seem to have that effect on people. I would also like to inform you that I just had to google whether to use affect or effect... Continue Reading →