My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Watching Chocolat while on Whole30 was probably a bad idea. Also, what even was that movie and how was it nominated for an Oscar? What I wouldn't do for a Caramello right now. Mmmmm...nom nom nom. I have been informed by a friend that I talk in my sleep and that even then, I'm sarcastic. ... Continue Reading →
Remember the year Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt stole MLK day? Oh my good lord, can everyone calm down? They're not getting back together. Ever. Just like Obama isn't going to be president again. The time has passed. Move on. Are we all forgetting that Brad cheated on Jen with Angelina I-wore-Billy-Bob-Thornton's-blood-in-a-vial-around-my-neck Jolie and then... Continue Reading →
Another week into 2020 and here we are. I cannot express to you how boring my life is right now. I cook, I sleep, I work, I write. Rinse. Repeat. My social life has taken a real hit. And by real hit, I mean it's non-existent. On one hand it's quite relieving to say no... Continue Reading →
My sister asked me what I wanted for Christmas and the only thing I could come up with was a black hoodie. Love me a black hoodie. I wear mine at least 6 days a week. It's the one consistent thing I do. Grown-up Christmas lists are hard. It really is true - you get... Continue Reading →
I spent my Sunday night being a basic bitch with a little paint and sip action. This painting started as a wedding gift...ten years ago. No joke. I ended up not going to said wedding and they have since divorced. So it has been behind my couch since 2010 collecting dust...until now. I'm not quite... Continue Reading →
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I took the day off this year as you might have noticed. I spent the day with a beautiful group of friends that started with a polite spritz and ended in broadway show tunes. My favorite kind of day. I was extremely thankful for the gift of... Continue Reading →
Finally watching Mandalorian while it's raining outside and my heart is so full! Please give me more rainy days. I miss the rain. I miss the thunder and the lightning and how it creates this symphony of nature. I know rain is correlated with sadness and depression but it brings me a sense of rebirth. ... Continue Reading →
Whatawonderfullifeitiswhenyourspacebarworks. I was a few seconds away from chucking my computer into the wall in a fit of rage. I don't get a temper often...but when I do, I light things on fire. Dear, Mercury. Please explode. Mercury is in retrograde and all communication and technology has been rendered useless. And maybe you're not the... Continue Reading →
My suitcase is still sitting on my couch and I can't bring myself to unpack it because ALL I WANT TO DO IS LIVE IN A CASTLE AND DANCE. And quite honestly, I really don't think that's asking too much. They're all over Europe. No one is living in them. They're environmentally friendly. They're built... Continue Reading →
I would have been Sporty Spice. That is said with the assumption that Drunk Spice wasn't an option. I love sports. I do. I was raised on it. It's one of the main ingredients to what binds my family together. And now it's that time of year when I wear orange and black once a... Continue Reading →
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