My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
I was visiting home a few years ago and if you're in the entertainment industry, you know how it can get. "What can I see you in?" "Have you tried ___insert any obvious idea here__?" "You should get a hold of my neighbor's son's ex-girlfriend's cousin - he's an actor out there" "You know Lisa... Continue Reading →
Winter is finally here. I've been wearing 'winter is coming' socks since Christmas. If you don't watch Game of Thrones, a lot of what I'm about to say probably won't make sense and I don't feel bad about it because you've literally had almost two years to catch up. I love how people were trying... Continue Reading →
It's important to know that life isn't always on your side. There's some definite roughage. We've all been there. It's just how it all works - ebbs and flows. I'm not a genius or anything by any scholastic standard but I think if we had each other's backs more often, it might - hell, I... Continue Reading →
Real talk. Fruit flies. Where do they come from? It makes me crazy. I'm not a dirty person. I keep a pretty clean ship and then I'll be reading before I go to bed and one just whizzes by and it's like EXCUSE ME, SIR?! And once you seen one, you can't just go back... Continue Reading →
This week has been interesting to say the least. I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here. I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent. Ugh. Idiot Sandwich. What else? Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →
I can only hope that one day when I win an Oscar, whatever comes out of my mouth is poignant, bleep-less and spoken without a piece of paper that looks like a CVS receipt. God, who doesn't want a little more Olivia Coleman in their life? The first hostless Oscars in 30 years - which... Continue Reading →
I think about the people I've met and the places I've seen and it really is remarkable where life can take you. Lord knows I love to travel. Some people get drunk and make late night booty calls, I get drunk and book flights. It's a very expensive habit. I currently have 5 pending trips... Continue Reading →
My phone is currently out of order because hiking in thunderstorms has become my new hobby. Whoops. So if you've been trying to reach me, my phone is in a bowl of rice until further notice. Just add that to my bag of crazy. I should probably be more concerned but I just don't care. ... Continue Reading →
Happy Thursday everyone! Here's a fun tip for you - don't go hiking with whitestrips in. Bad combo - unless you enjoy being miserable, which I'm learning as I get older, some people are super into. These people cannot be saved - not even by a truck bed full of puppies. On a brighter note,... Continue Reading →
Well January, you came in hot. I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on. Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →
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