The Curve

I have officially fallen into the dark hole that is Project Runway.  I have never been one particularly inclined towards fashion.  My go-to shoe is a flip flop and I wear black jeans 360 days of the year.  The other 5, you're lucky if I put pants on at all.  I'm not known for being... Continue Reading →

Purple People Eater

The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958.  It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band.  And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair.  I'm kidding.  Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →

Beauty, Grace, United States

If you weren't at my house last night, be very sad you missed the undiscovered talent showcase my neighbors hosted in their apartment with a FULL band.  Drum set and all.  I can't wait to see what they come up with next.  I would also like to point out that not all of my neighbors... Continue Reading →

Happy Endings

***GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS AHEAD*** ...you've been warned and also I fart in your general direction.   I've got two more weeks to talk about Game of Thrones and so I shall.  My only hope at this point will be that there's a Fanta on the table this week.  What is even happening anymore?  I... Continue Reading →

No Fair

It has been A WEEK.  I'm writing this on day 3 of a fever so I'm hopped up on narcotics and pretty much delirious so proceed with caution.  I was thinking about Game of Thrones as the series comes to an end and a lot of this could have been avoided if any of them... Continue Reading →

Earn Her

Winter is finally here.  I've been wearing 'winter is coming' socks since Christmas.  If you don't watch Game of Thrones, a lot of what I'm about to say probably won't make sense and I don't feel bad about it because you've literally had almost two years to catch up.  I love how people were trying... Continue Reading →

Soaring

It's important to know that life isn't always on your side.  There's some definite roughage.  We've all been there.  It's just how it all works - ebbs and flows.  I'm not a genius or anything by any scholastic standard but I think if we had each other's backs more often, it might - hell, I... Continue Reading →

imPOSSIBLE

Well I've done it again people.  The death toll in my apartment is on the rise.  This time it was an aloe plant which means a few things.  A - I'm a certified idiot capable of the impossible and B - I have no business owning a plant.  So I did what any other serial... Continue Reading →

Never Enough

This week has been interesting to say the least.  I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here.  I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent.  Ugh.  Idiot Sandwich.  What else?  Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →

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