My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
As I have a tendency to do from time to time, I went down a rabbit hole the other day. I am Alice in Wonderland's third cousin, once removed, for sure. This time it was watching movie trailers on youtube. I mean, I really went for it. All the way down I went. I texted... Continue Reading →
I started my most recent trip around the sun by losing an entire chunk of eyelashes. I had no idea how important eyelashes were until half of mine were missing. It's not a good look. Maybe now I'll finally learn to wash my face before I go to bed. (Probably not.) Fun fact: they grow... Continue Reading →
I discovered this week that my trust issues reach as far as the sea. Literally. If you've never seen a woman pee in utter fear, go boating in the ocean with me. I honestly had no idea how afraid of the ocean I was until that moment. I was certain a shark was going to... Continue Reading →
I have officially fallen into the dark hole that is Project Runway. I have never been one particularly inclined towards fashion. My go-to shoe is a flip flop and I wear black jeans 360 days of the year. The other 5, you're lucky if I put pants on at all. I'm not known for being... Continue Reading →
The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958. It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band. And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair. I'm kidding. Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →
If you weren't at my house last night, be very sad you missed the undiscovered talent showcase my neighbors hosted in their apartment with a FULL band. Drum set and all. I can't wait to see what they come up with next. I would also like to point out that not all of my neighbors... Continue Reading →
***GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS AHEAD*** ...you've been warned and also I fart in your general direction. I've got two more weeks to talk about Game of Thrones and so I shall. My only hope at this point will be that there's a Fanta on the table this week. What is even happening anymore? I... Continue Reading →
It has been A WEEK. I'm writing this on day 3 of a fever so I'm hopped up on narcotics and pretty much delirious so proceed with caution. I was thinking about Game of Thrones as the series comes to an end and a lot of this could have been avoided if any of them... Continue Reading →
Winter is finally here. I've been wearing 'winter is coming' socks since Christmas. If you don't watch Game of Thrones, a lot of what I'm about to say probably won't make sense and I don't feel bad about it because you've literally had almost two years to catch up. I love how people were trying... Continue Reading →
It's important to know that life isn't always on your side. There's some definite roughage. We've all been there. It's just how it all works - ebbs and flows. I'm not a genius or anything by any scholastic standard but I think if we had each other's backs more often, it might - hell, I... Continue Reading →
**RETROSPECTACULAR** 