My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Well January, you came in hot. I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on. Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →
Hello my little friends. I feel like I say this every week and I'm becoming that old lady who says the same thing over and over again without noticing but I mean it when I say this week has been crazy. From fires and engagements to scripts and Christmas specials on Netflix, Costa Rica planning... Continue Reading →
I've had a really great morning so far. I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster. I'm a total gremlin. My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes. They say sneezes are like orgasms. Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →
It's October. That spooky time of year. And what's more scary than ghosts and dating? Honestly, you could give me the option of a haunted house and a dating app and I'd probably go for the house. And I HATE haunted houses. I get irrationally scared and the entire time I'm wishing I was at... Continue Reading →
Oh. My. God. If you haven't fully indulged in the musical masterpiece that is Celine Dion's It's All Coming Back to Me Now, stop what you're doing and watch the music video NOW. You're Welcome. Grab a snack - it's over 7 minutes long. My friends and I rediscovered this song on a road-trip to... Continue Reading →
I have had a whirlwind of a week. Did a little brunching, did a little wine tasting, did a little line dancing, did a little celebrating, did a little sun tanning in 110 degree weather. Also, a bartender tried to kill me. He failed...but A for effort. This time of year is a bit crazy... Continue Reading →
Jesus died. April Fool's. Jesus was just kidding. Pastels were worn around town like a Lily Pulitzer parade and 'egg recipes' has been the top google search of the week. Good luck in that house. Easter has come and gone. It's April and before I know it I'll be 40 and I still haven't been... Continue Reading →
I fell yesterday. Like a sad middle-aged lady all alone walking without an umbrella in the rain, I went down. Hard. It was a banana peel kind of fall. I imagine it all happened in cartoon fashion. Most people would probably get up real quick and be all embarrassed. Nope. Not this girl. I just... Continue Reading →
I hope everyone survived Valentine’s Day. It’s actually a scarier holiday than Halloween. No clue how a massacre turned into roses and two-tops but here we are. Let’s ALL go out to dinner and let’s ALL order flowers ALL at the same time. I stopped at the grocery store on my way home from work... Continue Reading →
If we have learned anything in the past few weeks, and I pray that we have, we know that there are certain things we can't control. No one is ever going to think exactly like you, being a Bengals fan comes with endless heartache, my right armpit will always sweat more than the left, Mayweather... Continue Reading →
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