QuaranQueen

I am Jennifer.  First born daughter of James.   Queen of Quarantine & the Blue Mountains.  The Puzzler.  Destructor of plants.  Dweller of the batcave.  Seamstress for the Band.  Keeper of the House of Whiteclaw.    ...man that makes me sound so cool when really I'm just a borderline alcoholic who lives in a dim-lit studio... Continue Reading →

My Mayhem

Well, some of us ran the L.A. marathon and some of us drank ten pounds of champagne and woke up in a 2 year old's room.  Wedding showers, am I right?  Get a group of girls together before the sun sets and you better clear the streets.  Talk about rebels without a cause.  Cause here's... Continue Reading →

Hot Body

I swear J-Lo is taunting me.  Take your 50 year old Goddess body and get out of my face.  You and She-Wolf are why men have insane expectations.  I didn't look like that when I was in my twenties.  I've never looked like that.  So thank you to Shakira and J-Lo for making me feel... Continue Reading →

525,600 minutes

I'm a daydreamer and a night thinker.  I always have been.  I sleep with one eye open, which might be because I have FOMO or maybe because I have PTSD from when my apartment was broken into while I was sleeping but most definitely because my OFF switch has been disabled.   I may look dormant,... Continue Reading →

You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling

So apparently there was a march last weekend?  Did you hear about it?  No big deal, just 2.9 million Americans joined in the streets of over 650 cities across the country.  Not to mention all of the people across the world who joined in unison from Tel Aviv to South Africa.  Whether you supported it... Continue Reading →

Bring me that Horizon

I thought long and hard about what to focus on this week.  And then I thought about it some more.  And then I wrote a bunch of stuff I hated.  And then I reread all of the things I didn't like thinking 'it couldn't have been THAT bad'.  It was.  Like garbage carcass crumbles bad.  And... Continue Reading →

#imwithvodka

Apparently there's an election this year.  It's times like these a sarcastic font would really come in handy.  It has become increasingly difficult to avoid the topic of politics as of late.  Trump and Hillary have flooded the nation and taken conversation hostage.  Good luck trying to talk to your friends about anything because it... Continue Reading →

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