Going Postal

A puppy took a nosedive into my eye socket.  This was two days ago and my eye has yet to recover.  I look like a carebear pirate.  Life is fun.  Sometimes it's not.  I've been doing a lot of research this week due to the shootings.  Did you know that the term 'going postal' refers... Continue Reading →

Purple People Eater

The Purple People Eater is a song that was #1 on the Billboard pop charts for 6 days in 1958.  It's a song about a one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater who comes to Earth to join a rock band.  And that is my inspiration behind the purple hair.  I'm kidding.  Not about the purple hair... Continue Reading →

My Big Fat Greek Life

I apologize.  I've been unfaithful.  I fully submerged myself in the 4th of July and my family reunion, making the executive decision that those things were way more important than my three cents on living alone and dating.  I have it on pretty good authority no one lost any sleep over it, so I pray... Continue Reading →

Vroom Vroom

Always opt to experience new things.  Adventure has a very special place in my heart.  Outside of the sea and dining in the dark, I support it.  And space...I have no interest in space.  All yours NASA.  No thank you.  Before this weekend, outside of Talladega Nights, I knew absolutely nothing about car racing.  Nothing. ... Continue Reading →

Soaring

It's important to know that life isn't always on your side.  There's some definite roughage.  We've all been there.  It's just how it all works - ebbs and flows.  I'm not a genius or anything by any scholastic standard but I think if we had each other's backs more often, it might - hell, I... Continue Reading →

Stuck in this Place

I can only hope that one day when I win an Oscar, whatever comes out of my mouth is poignant, bleep-less and spoken without a piece of paper that looks like a CVS receipt.  God, who doesn't want a little more Olivia Coleman in their life?  The first hostless Oscars in 30 years - which... Continue Reading →

That’s What it’s All About

Well 2019, I'm not quite sure I like you.  We've gotten off to a tumultuous start.  While I wish I could say it's because of the lack of NYE smooches, it's much less trivial than that. I landed back in Los Angeles to find out that my best friend's mom passed away suddenly in the... Continue Reading →

Pura Vida!

Well, I am back.  Regretfully and grudgingly.  I cried the entire way to the airport.  And then I watched Crazy Rich Asians on the plane and cried some more.  Coming back to reality has been very strange.  I am cold all the time.  I don't know what time or what day it is.  I actually... Continue Reading →

Suitcases, Men & Umbrellas

In less than 24 hours, I will be in Costa Rica and I still don't have a suitcase.  That just caused so much anxiety for some of you.  I seem to have that effect on people.  I would also like to inform you that I just had to google whether to use affect or effect... Continue Reading →

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