Well it's official. Jill's husband is our 46th President. I don't care if you're right-winged, left-winged, webbed-footed, black, blue, or blind - how Trump left the White House was childish and displayed a complete lack of character. It has been 152 years since a living President has not attended his successor's inauguration. 152 years. Have... Continue Reading →
Potion Sky
If I could live anywhere, it would be inside of a book. Cause let's be honest, I don't like a lot of people but I also love a lot of people. I've recently discovered I'm an introverted extrovert. I love talking but also crave silence. I'm a walking contradictions, which tracks. I'll want to dance... Continue Reading →
My Funny GALentine
Well it's the day before Valentine's Day so I obviously have a lot to say. I recommend a stiff drink or case of wine. It's Thursday. Treat yourself. I celebrated by eating a pound of queso yesterday. Whoopsie. Back to Whole30 I go. In the spirit of being a broke ass ho, I stayed in... Continue Reading →
Live to Love
Watching Chocolat while on Whole30 was probably a bad idea. Also, what even was that movie and how was it nominated for an Oscar? What I wouldn't do for a Caramello right now. Mmmmm...nom nom nom. I have been informed by a friend that I talk in my sleep and that even then, I'm sarcastic. ... Continue Reading →
An Ember in the Night
Another week into 2020 and here we are. I cannot express to you how boring my life is right now. I cook, I sleep, I work, I write. Rinse. Repeat. My social life has taken a real hit. And by real hit, I mean it's non-existent. On one hand it's quite relieving to say no... Continue Reading →
New Decade, Still Me
Coming to you live from 2020! It's been a minute and I will explain everything. This would have been posted earlier today but someone was learning how to use a drill all by herself. I now have a train station-esque clock set to a permanent 5 o'clock which is ironic as I'm on day 3... Continue Reading →
black hoodie magic
My sister asked me what I wanted for Christmas and the only thing I could come up with was a black hoodie. Love me a black hoodie. I wear mine at least 6 days a week. It's the one consistent thing I do. Grown-up Christmas lists are hard. It really is true - you get... Continue Reading →
Bless You
I spent my Sunday night being a basic bitch with a little paint and sip action. This painting started as a wedding gift...ten years ago. No joke. I ended up not going to said wedding and they have since divorced. So it has been behind my couch since 2010 collecting dust...until now. I'm not quite... Continue Reading →
Feeling Good as Hell
My suitcase is still sitting on my couch and I can't bring myself to unpack it because ALL I WANT TO DO IS LIVE IN A CASTLE AND DANCE. And quite honestly, I really don't think that's asking too much. They're all over Europe. No one is living in them. They're environmentally friendly. They're built... Continue Reading →
Version of Me
I would have been Sporty Spice. That is said with the assumption that Drunk Spice wasn't an option. I love sports. I do. I was raised on it. It's one of the main ingredients to what binds my family together. And now it's that time of year when I wear orange and black once a... Continue Reading →