Absurdist

Question of the week:  What is sleep? Tell me all about it so I can live vicariously through you.  My brain is an energizer bunny.  I'll lie there for hours, trying to will myself to sleep, and she just won't quit.  Right when I think I'm finally dozing off, I begin wondering things like -... Continue Reading →

Needy Heart

My neighbors have developed a new habit which is hanging pictures after midnight.  FUN!  What will they come up with next?  Time will tell.  I recently learned Beyoncé gets 5 million dollars a pregnancy.  It was a part of her prenup so she gets compensated for what she would have made in that time had... Continue Reading →

Beauty, Grace, United States

If you weren't at my house last night, be very sad you missed the undiscovered talent showcase my neighbors hosted in their apartment with a FULL band.  Drum set and all.  I can't wait to see what they come up with next.  I would also like to point out that not all of my neighbors... Continue Reading →

Never Enough

This week has been interesting to say the least.  I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here.  I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent.  Ugh.  Idiot Sandwich.  What else?  Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →

hold me

I have a confession to make.  I'm a failure of a female.  I guess I kinda missed out on that shoe affinity I'm apparently supposed to have.  I'm more of a have 4 pairs you run into the ground and less of a Sex in the City closet kind of gal.  My last pair of... Continue Reading →

Stuck in this Place

I can only hope that one day when I win an Oscar, whatever comes out of my mouth is poignant, bleep-less and spoken without a piece of paper that looks like a CVS receipt.  God, who doesn't want a little more Olivia Coleman in their life?  The first hostless Oscars in 30 years - which... Continue Reading →

Confetti Heart

A very non-conversation heart Valentine's Day to you and yours.  Or maybe it's just you and that's totally fine.  If you haven't heard, there will be no sweethearts this holiday for the first time since the early 1900s - which I find confusing on a multitude of levels.  Like, not only that they are still... Continue Reading →

Glow On

I think about the people I've met and the places I've seen and it really is remarkable where life can take you.  Lord knows I love to travel.  Some people get drunk and make late night booty calls, I get drunk and book flights.  It's a very expensive habit.  I currently have 5 pending trips... Continue Reading →

Eye of the Storm

Well January, you came in hot.  I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on.  Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →

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