My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
I was visiting home a few years ago and if you're in the entertainment industry, you know how it can get. "What can I see you in?" "Have you tried ___insert any obvious idea here__?" "You should get a hold of my neighbor's son's ex-girlfriend's cousin - he's an actor out there" "You know Lisa... Continue Reading →
It's important to know that life isn't always on your side. There's some definite roughage. We've all been there. It's just how it all works - ebbs and flows. I'm not a genius or anything by any scholastic standard but I think if we had each other's backs more often, it might - hell, I... Continue Reading →
I went with a friend to Vegas to surprise her dad for his 70th birthday this past weekend. Celebrate good times we did. Drinking, gambling and sunshine by the pool? Ummm, yes please all the time. For a good cause? Even better. I was one happy tambourine last weekend. Vegas is where I am my... Continue Reading →
Well I've done it again people. The death toll in my apartment is on the rise. This time it was an aloe plant which means a few things. A - I'm a certified idiot capable of the impossible and B - I have no business owning a plant. So I did what any other serial... Continue Reading →
I have a confession to make. I'm a failure of a female. I guess I kinda missed out on that shoe affinity I'm apparently supposed to have. I'm more of a have 4 pairs you run into the ground and less of a Sex in the City closet kind of gal. My last pair of... Continue Reading →
I can only hope that one day when I win an Oscar, whatever comes out of my mouth is poignant, bleep-less and spoken without a piece of paper that looks like a CVS receipt. God, who doesn't want a little more Olivia Coleman in their life? The first hostless Oscars in 30 years - which... Continue Reading →
A very non-conversation heart Valentine's Day to you and yours. Or maybe it's just you and that's totally fine. If you haven't heard, there will be no sweethearts this holiday for the first time since the early 1900s - which I find confusing on a multitude of levels. Like, not only that they are still... Continue Reading →
I think about the people I've met and the places I've seen and it really is remarkable where life can take you. Lord knows I love to travel. Some people get drunk and make late night booty calls, I get drunk and book flights. It's a very expensive habit. I currently have 5 pending trips... Continue Reading →
My phone is currently out of order because hiking in thunderstorms has become my new hobby. Whoops. So if you've been trying to reach me, my phone is in a bowl of rice until further notice. Just add that to my bag of crazy. I should probably be more concerned but I just don't care. ... Continue Reading →
Happy Thursday everyone! Here's a fun tip for you - don't go hiking with whitestrips in. Bad combo - unless you enjoy being miserable, which I'm learning as I get older, some people are super into. These people cannot be saved - not even by a truck bed full of puppies. On a brighter note,... Continue Reading →
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