Ms. DOUBTfire

I discovered this week that my trust issues reach as far as the sea.  Literally.  If you've never seen a woman pee in utter fear, go boating in the ocean with me.  I honestly had no idea how afraid of the ocean I was until that moment.  I was certain a shark was going to... Continue Reading →

Happy Endings

***GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS AHEAD*** ...you've been warned and also I fart in your general direction.   I've got two more weeks to talk about Game of Thrones and so I shall.  My only hope at this point will be that there's a Fanta on the table this week.  What is even happening anymore?  I... Continue Reading →

Glow On

I think about the people I've met and the places I've seen and it really is remarkable where life can take you.  Lord knows I love to travel.  Some people get drunk and make late night booty calls, I get drunk and book flights.  It's a very expensive habit.  I currently have 5 pending trips... Continue Reading →

Eye of the Storm

Well January, you came in hot.  I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on.  Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →

Tug of Time

In case you need a reminder, it's mid October.  It's that time of year when white girls all over the country eat, drink and breathe pumpkins.  And while they raid stores fulfilling their annual obsession I'm sitting here having a minor panic attack because this year has flown by faster than my relationship with that... Continue Reading →

Scar Tissue

There are things that will happen in this lifetime that are devastating.  Some things you'll see coming, others will blindside you and you won't believe it.  When something bad happens in our lives, we take preventative measures so that it doesn't happen again.  We favor an arm, we close off a part of ourselves we... Continue Reading →

Wait for It

The average person spends five years waiting.  If that didn't just make a single tear fall down your cheek or make your head wanna pop off, you have more patience than I will ever know in a lifetime.  Five years is a really long time.  I will have spent more time in traffic than I... Continue Reading →

Control Freak

If we have learned anything in the past few weeks, and I pray that we have, we know that there are certain things we can't control.  No one is ever going to think exactly like you, being a Bengals fan comes with endless heartache, my right armpit will always sweat more than the left, Mayweather... Continue Reading →

Perfect Illusion

I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in awhile the other day and the first thing he said was, "You always look like you're so happy!"  (He follows my social media)  I smiled but inwardly was thinking I'm glad it looks that way because it doesn't feel that way.  I looked through my instagram... Continue Reading →

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