My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
Well, I am back. Regretfully and grudgingly. I cried the entire way to the airport. And then I watched Crazy Rich Asians on the plane and cried some more. Coming back to reality has been very strange. I am cold all the time. I don't know what time or what day it is. I actually... Continue Reading →
In less than 24 hours, I will be in Costa Rica and I still don't have a suitcase. That just caused so much anxiety for some of you. I seem to have that effect on people. I would also like to inform you that I just had to google whether to use affect or effect... Continue Reading →
In a world of straight lines, I am most definitely a squiggle. I've never been a conformist. Not one to take much direction. Definitely don't like being told what to do. I most certainly don't want anything to do with that cookie cutter life. I'm a socialite recluse, a lucky 13 and a wandering soul... Continue Reading →
By the time you read this I will be well on my way into an adventure. Sometimes a girl has to get out of the city, you know? This year's Thanksgiving feast, for the first time ever, will be had by campfire. Legit camping folks. Not the glamping fancy pants transformer RV with a hot... Continue Reading →
Hello my little friends. I feel like I say this every week and I'm becoming that old lady who says the same thing over and over again without noticing but I mean it when I say this week has been crazy. From fires and engagements to scripts and Christmas specials on Netflix, Costa Rica planning... Continue Reading →
It's official. The cactus I thought was coming back to life took a turn for the worst and is dead. This is why I can't have nice things. So add cactus killer to my resume. And I'm allergic to dogs. Can you believe I'm single? I'd like to volunteer for a redo please. I'll take... Continue Reading →
Happy day after Halloween. Where are your pants? I'm kidding. To have lost your pants you would have actually had to have been wearing some. Living in LA it's like - is that a costume or is that just you? Are you even anything or is this just a tribute to your gym membership? Do... Continue Reading →
Maybe this is me admitting I'm a basic bitch, but Fall is my favorite time of ever. Coming from a girl with a summer birthday, that's a bold statement. I love the crisp air, the early nightfall, the flannel, the fireplaces, the blankets - I'm into it, okay? It's also that time of year when... Continue Reading →
I've had a really great morning so far. I woke up and looked in the mirror and looked exactly like Charlize Theron...in Monster. I'm a total gremlin. My allergies have been so bad, I can't get through thirty minutes without sneezing and they're coming in threes. They say sneezes are like orgasms. Um, they're not. ... Continue Reading →
It's October. That spooky time of year. And what's more scary than ghosts and dating? Honestly, you could give me the option of a haunted house and a dating app and I'd probably go for the house. And I HATE haunted houses. I get irrationally scared and the entire time I'm wishing I was at... Continue Reading →
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