Question of the week: What is sleep? Tell me all about it so I can live vicariously through you. My brain is an energizer bunny. I'll lie there for hours, trying to will myself to sleep, and she just won't quit. Right when I think I'm finally dozing off, I begin wondering things like -... Continue Reading →
TIN YEARS
Ladies, gentleman, toddlers and peasants - it is with great pleasure I share with you that today is my 10 year anniversary in LA. One long and tumultuous decade ago I consumed way too much vodka, said goodbye to a city I love very much and boarded my one-way flight to LAX. No place to live. ... Continue Reading →
Champagne Supernova
As I have a tendency to do from time to time, I went down a rabbit hole the other day. I am Alice in Wonderland's third cousin, once removed, for sure. This time it was watching movie trailers on youtube. I mean, I really went for it. All the way down I went. I texted... Continue Reading →
Ms. DOUBTfire
I discovered this week that my trust issues reach as far as the sea. Literally. If you've never seen a woman pee in utter fear, go boating in the ocean with me. I honestly had no idea how afraid of the ocean I was until that moment. I was certain a shark was going to... Continue Reading →
The Curve
I have officially fallen into the dark hole that is Project Runway. I have never been one particularly inclined towards fashion. My go-to shoe is a flip flop and I wear black jeans 360 days of the year. The other 5, you're lucky if I put pants on at all. I'm not known for being... Continue Reading →
Needy Heart
My neighbors have developed a new habit which is hanging pictures after midnight. FUN! What will they come up with next? Time will tell. I recently learned Beyoncé gets 5 million dollars a pregnancy. It was a part of her prenup so she gets compensated for what she would have made in that time had... Continue Reading →
Winter is Gone
This week there are a few things that have been brought to my attention. Eggrolls have really gone to shit and Game of Thrones was a complete and total let down. Game of Thrones was the guy I thought I was going to marry until he stabbed me and left me for dead. Everything he... Continue Reading →
Happy Endings
***GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS AHEAD*** ...you've been warned and also I fart in your general direction. I've got two more weeks to talk about Game of Thrones and so I shall. My only hope at this point will be that there's a Fanta on the table this week. What is even happening anymore? I... Continue Reading →
No Fair
It has been A WEEK. I'm writing this on day 3 of a fever so I'm hopped up on narcotics and pretty much delirious so proceed with caution. I was thinking about Game of Thrones as the series comes to an end and a lot of this could have been avoided if any of them... Continue Reading →