My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
I have officially fallen into the dark hole that is Project Runway. I have never been one particularly inclined towards fashion. My go-to shoe is a flip flop and I wear black jeans 360 days of the year. The other 5, you're lucky if I put pants on at all. I'm not known for being... Continue Reading →
My neighbors have developed a new habit which is hanging pictures after midnight. FUN! What will they come up with next? Time will tell. I recently learned Beyoncé gets 5 million dollars a pregnancy. It was a part of her prenup so she gets compensated for what she would have made in that time had... Continue Reading →
This week there are a few things that have been brought to my attention. Eggrolls have really gone to shit and Game of Thrones was a complete and total let down. Game of Thrones was the guy I thought I was going to marry until he stabbed me and left me for dead. Everything he... Continue Reading →
***GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS AHEAD*** ...you've been warned and also I fart in your general direction. I've got two more weeks to talk about Game of Thrones and so I shall. My only hope at this point will be that there's a Fanta on the table this week. What is even happening anymore? I... Continue Reading →
It has been A WEEK. I'm writing this on day 3 of a fever so I'm hopped up on narcotics and pretty much delirious so proceed with caution. I was thinking about Game of Thrones as the series comes to an end and a lot of this could have been avoided if any of them... Continue Reading →
I was visiting home a few years ago and if you're in the entertainment industry, you know how it can get. "What can I see you in?" "Have you tried ___insert any obvious idea here__?" "You should get a hold of my neighbor's son's ex-girlfriend's cousin - he's an actor out there" "You know Lisa... Continue Reading →
Well I've done it again people. The death toll in my apartment is on the rise. This time it was an aloe plant which means a few things. A - I'm a certified idiot capable of the impossible and B - I have no business owning a plant. So I did what any other serial... Continue Reading →
This week has been interesting to say the least. I've been a real Inspector Gadget over here. I don't always lose my phone, but when I do it's on silent. Ugh. Idiot Sandwich. What else? Hmmmm, I spent an obscene amount of time looking for that f*$#ing AppleTV remote - like honest to God, I'm... Continue Reading →
Well January, you came in hot. I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on. Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →
