My thoughts on Life, Writing, Hollywood, Children, My Neighbors, Love & Growing Up
I can only hope that one day when I win an Oscar, whatever comes out of my mouth is poignant, bleep-less and spoken without a piece of paper that looks like a CVS receipt. God, who doesn't want a little more Olivia Coleman in their life? The first hostless Oscars in 30 years - which... Continue Reading →
I am alive. Galentine's, once we got there, was a smash. Between cancelled flights, changing airports, delays and whatever else, we ended up getting to Vegas almost 6 hours after intended. All with smiles on our faces. Nothing like the first day of vacation. The trip home, however, was not as smiley. More delays and... Continue Reading →
A very non-conversation heart Valentine's Day to you and yours. Or maybe it's just you and that's totally fine. If you haven't heard, there will be no sweethearts this holiday for the first time since the early 1900s - which I find confusing on a multitude of levels. Like, not only that they are still... Continue Reading →
I think about the people I've met and the places I've seen and it really is remarkable where life can take you. Lord knows I love to travel. Some people get drunk and make late night booty calls, I get drunk and book flights. It's a very expensive habit. I currently have 5 pending trips... Continue Reading →
Happy Thursday everyone! Here's a fun tip for you - don't go hiking with whitestrips in. Bad combo - unless you enjoy being miserable, which I'm learning as I get older, some people are super into. These people cannot be saved - not even by a truck bed full of puppies. On a brighter note,... Continue Reading →
Well January, you came in hot. I can quite honestly say the majority of the time I have no idea what's going on. Between writing, reading, funerals, work, group texts, weddings, drama for yo mama and engagements, all I can do is throw my hands up in the air and hope the wind carries me... Continue Reading →
Well 2019, I'm not quite sure I like you. We've gotten off to a tumultuous start. While I wish I could say it's because of the lack of NYE smooches, it's much less trivial than that. I landed back in Los Angeles to find out that my best friend's mom passed away suddenly in the... Continue Reading →
In a world of straight lines, I am most definitely a squiggle. I've never been a conformist. Not one to take much direction. Definitely don't like being told what to do. I most certainly don't want anything to do with that cookie cutter life. I'm a socialite recluse, a lucky 13 and a wandering soul... Continue Reading →
By the time you read this I will be well on my way into an adventure. Sometimes a girl has to get out of the city, you know? This year's Thanksgiving feast, for the first time ever, will be had by campfire. Legit camping folks. Not the glamping fancy pants transformer RV with a hot... Continue Reading →
Happy day after Halloween. Where are your pants? I'm kidding. To have lost your pants you would have actually had to have been wearing some. Living in LA it's like - is that a costume or is that just you? Are you even anything or is this just a tribute to your gym membership? Do... Continue Reading →
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