The Price of Love

Remember the year Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt stole MLK day?  Oh my good lord, can everyone calm down?  They're not getting back together.  Ever.  Just like Obama isn't going to be president again.  The time has passed.  Move on.  Are we all forgetting that Brad cheated on Jen with Angelina I-wore-Billy-Bob-Thornton's-blood-in-a-vial-around-my-neck Jolie and then... Continue Reading →

Version of Me

I would have been Sporty Spice.  That is said with the assumption that Drunk Spice wasn't an option.  I love sports.  I do.  I was raised on it.  It's one of the main ingredients to what binds my family together.  And now it's that time of year when I wear orange and black once a... Continue Reading →

Champagne Supernova

As I have a tendency to do from time to time, I went down a rabbit hole the other day.  I am Alice in Wonderland's third cousin, once removed, for sure.  This time it was watching movie trailers on youtube.  I mean, I really went for it.  All the way down I went.  I texted... Continue Reading →

Soaring

It's important to know that life isn't always on your side.  There's some definite roughage.  We've all been there.  It's just how it all works - ebbs and flows.  I'm not a genius or anything by any scholastic standard but I think if we had each other's backs more often, it might - hell, I... Continue Reading →

Stuck in this Place

I can only hope that one day when I win an Oscar, whatever comes out of my mouth is poignant, bleep-less and spoken without a piece of paper that looks like a CVS receipt.  God, who doesn't want a little more Olivia Coleman in their life?  The first hostless Oscars in 30 years - which... Continue Reading →

Reach For It

It's hard to tell yourself to reach for the stars when you throw out your back reaching for the paprika.  This is a true story folks.  I simply reached for a spice and everything changed.  I swear I'm an avatar and someone out there is getting a giant kick out of all of this.  If... Continue Reading →

Bye Bye Bye

I have been told several times in the last few months that I need to clean out my closet.  Both literally and figuratively.  So now I do this thing where I open it, stare at it and then close it again.  'For another day' I tell myself.  That's basically my M.O. when it comes to... Continue Reading →

Tic-Toc

It's almost 2017.  Another ball will drop, champagne sales will skyrocket, and then gyms will be at maximum capacity.  Have fun waiting for your typically available treadmill.  This will be the last post of the year and as I look back, I'm a bit thrown by it all.  A lot has happened.  I think it... Continue Reading →

Make it Personal

I like to think I'm a genuine person.  It's hard not to be when your facial expressions have no filter and you're the stereotypical definition of a Cancer, zodiac speaking.  So many feels, you have no idea.  In a world that, I am convinced, is so insensitive anymore it takes an extra effort to be... Continue Reading →

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